Clearing the Way: Dr. Noah Butt, Assayer of All Buttheads, Fat Heads and Jerks--Great and Small (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781494949419)

Clearing the Way...provides humorous findings based on the fictitious work of Dr. Noah Butt, renowned 'Buttologist' and 'Assologist. Not only does his research provide 'Buttlish, ' the dictionary for understanding and communicating about and with Buttheads, Fat Heads and Asses, but it also offers "hilariass" insights into the history and conduct of the jerks of world. Furthermore, Dr. Butt investigates the behaviors and impact of Buttheads and Asses and reveals the consequences of having to interact with members of this 'Genass' subspecies. His comprehensive discoveries include such issues as: Are Buttheads born or do they evolve over time? Does the Butthead 'nation' have leaders? What techniques can be used to counter their annoying behaviors? Does a personal association with them cause the spread of any diseases, e.g. 'Fannitosass'? "...severe cases of Fannitosass include the use of universal, though impolite, sign language; being carried away in a straitjacket while screaming, 'I cannot take it anymore!'...having to wear a gas mask due to being subjected to contaminated air...dealing with the ASPCA for kicking the dog...or serving time for killing a messenger." Clearing the Way...shares the very latest insights for those dedicated "soldiers" among us who need to laugh their "butts off" as they fight daily eradicating Fat Heads and Jerks and destroying Butthead power.

Author: M. Osher,K. Nugent
ISBN-10: 1494949415
ISBN-13: 9781494949419
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Language: English
Published: 04/19/2017
Pages: 128
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.40lbs
Size: 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.27d