Clout is Character (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798287259297)

What if your follower count wasn't just a number-but your soul's GPA? In this groundbreaking and absolutely-not-joking self-help manifesto, Skylar V. Likesalot reveals the eternal truths behind social media supremacy and how those with fewer than 10k followers are not only unverified but also morally suspicious.

With wisdom forged in the fires of brand sponsorships and hashtag wars, Clout is Character explores how influence IS virtue, silence is algorithm death, and the number in your bio is the clearest measure of your romantic viability, career worth, and even pet ownership.

Whether you're struggling with only 12 followers (gross), dating someone with fewer followers than you (tragic), or want to raise your children to be micro-celebs by age 3-this book is for you.

Warning: Contains dangerously inflated egos, unapologetic filter worship, and emotional advice based entirely on engagement metrics.