Come, Stains (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798252792989)

Meet Stains, an overly enthusiastic puppy who greets everyone he meets with unstoppable excitement. As Steve walks him through the neighborhood, Stains encounters bakers, joggers, bikers, and curious neighbors - each interaction more chaotic than the last.

Steve tries to keep things under control by calling out:

"Come, Stains!"

Unfortunately, Stains never seems to listen.

Written in playful limericks and styled like a classic children's picture book, Come, Stains is a tongue-in-cheek adult parody that turns innocent rhymes into laugh-out-loud double entendre.

As the encounters escalate, Stains leaves a trail of awkward reactions behind...

This ridiculous parody is perfect for:

• Fans of adult humor picture books

• Readers who love clever double entendre comedy

• Funny gag gifts for friends

• Dog lovers with a sense of humor

• Anyone who enjoys parody children's books for adults

If you like silly limericks, mischievous dogs, and humor that's just a little inappropriate, you'll love watching Stains make his way through town.

Just remember...

Steve warned everyone.

"Come, Stains!"