Dad Jokes: 500 Terrible Puns That Will Make You Laugh, Groan & Roll Your Eyes: The Ultimate Collection of Hilariously Bad Jokes Every Dad Needs (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798249672843)

Warning: This book contains 500 jokes so bad, they're actually good.

From animal puns to holiday howlers, school groaners to classic one-liners - this is the ultimate collection of dad jokes that will have the whole family laughing (or groaning).

Perfect for the dad who thinks he's funnier than he actually is. Which is every dad.

Inside you'll find 500 jokes in 10 hilarious categories:

• Animals - Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
• Food & Cooking - What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
• Science & Nature - How do you organize a space party? You planet.
• Work & Office - I used to be a banker... but I lost interest.
• Family Life - Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, they won't fit me.
• School & Learning - Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
• Sports & Games - Why did the golfer bring two pants? In case he got a hole in one.
• Holidays & Seasons - What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes.
• Random Classics - How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
• Bonus Groaners - The worst of the worst. You've been warned.

The perfect gift for Father's Day, birthdays, Christmas stockings, or any day that needs more terrible puns.