Dangerous Paradise: My Best Friend's Dad (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798285177180)

My friend Cindy is the most exhausting person on earth. I'm sitting next to her in first class on this airplane, wondering if there's a way to open the emergency hatch-because I'd much rather be home.

Vegas, if you want to know the truth, sucks-unless you want to get drunk, lose all your money, sleep with whores, and watch naked girls dance. If that's what you're after, Vegas is exactly the place to go.

But as bad as it is, and as much as I hate it, I'd still rather be there than here right now.

Cindy's rich, and she invited me along on what she called a vacation, but now it turns out we're meeting her really rich dad-the one who's been paying all her bills for twenty years and now wants to get to know her better. The last time they met, she was three.

I already know what he's about to find out: there's something seriously wrong with the girl sitting next to me.

Thailand has suddenly become the last place on earth I want to be, and Cindy's dad is the last man on earth I want to meet. He's a dangerous man, and he's got plenty of good reasons to be really mad at me.