Dawn's Dirty Shorts: Three Saucy Stories (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798523033209)

DAVE (or maybe Dan)"He looked like a Dave, possibly a Dan. Something beginning with D, anyway. I spotted him as soon as I entered the pub. In the same way that every guy can hone in on us girls when we accidentally flash our knickers or bend over in a low-cut top, my internal radar can pinpoint a man-doll from a hundred paces. Saying that it was hardly a clever catch amongst the regulars of my local pub."

ALAN (the musician)"The far end of the long pub was sectioned off by a couple of wooden rails and two low steps. It usually held the jukebox and several more tables and chairs. However, whenever the pub had a live band, this area was cleared and the band would set up there, under the glare of a couple of coloured spotlights.

ROBBIE (and Ruth)"Yeah, so we were sitting in the window of the little cafe, stuffing our faces on cakes and guzzling pots of tea when some rando walked by, paused, and stared in at us. Ruth gave a little gasp and immediately (and very enthusiastically) waved at him. He raised his hand in response, pointed at her plate or pastries, and wagged his finger in admonishment.