Dear Dead Xander (Hardcover) (ISBN-13: 9798330316106)

In a world where time itself bends to the will of ancient beings, the past and present collide in an epic saga of love, betrayal, and redemption. Queen Victoria, a vampire-like monarch with a dark and mysterious past, lives and hunts for mortal blood from her Gothic castle. Her immortal life takes a twisted turn when she transforms Xander, an unsuspecting stand-up comedian with a hidden legacy, into a creature like herself, after mercilessly ending the life of his girlfriend.

But all is not as it seems.

Xander, far from being an ordinary mortal, awakens to realize that he, too, is one of the ancients. As he embraces his newfound power and begins preying upon mortals, he discovers a peculiar boost in his comedic prowess. Amidst this dark transformation, a passionate yet tumultuous affair ensues between Xander and Victoria, spiraling into a cycle of cruelty and humiliation.

Desperate for solace, Victoria turns to MonsterMash, a dating app for the supernatural, where she meets Jackson, a charming and noble monkey person from an ancient kingdom. Jackson's tenderness and respect rekindle the love in Victoria's heart, a love that had been written in the stars since time immemorial. But their happiness is short-lived. Lurking in the shadows, Xander's jealousy drives him to kidnap Victoria, threatening to plunge the world into chaos once more.

Now, it falls upon Jackson, and his valiant ally Veera, to rescue the Queen and restore harmony to the universe. As they embark on this perilous quest, ancient secrets unravel, revealing a cosmic fate that intertwines the destinies of Victoria, Jackson, and Xander.