Djinn and Juice - Dosed in Costa Rica (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798988561873)

Jacó, Costa Rica:

Where the zip code reads 666 and "vacation" autocorrects to "involuntary soul surrender."

One batshit Halloween weekend.

One deal with actual demons.

Zero regrets.

The all-inclusive damnation package includes:

- Alley-cat Ticas who'll seduce a monk-then pickpocket Jesus mid-crucifixion.

- Demonic cops who'll arrest their own mother for a bribe, then split the cash with the judge over communion wine.

- The Djinn-who'll cold-call your darkest desires, then slam you with "Burning Soul Subscription" fees you can't cancel.

Dosed to the gills on the world's scariest drug, I crashed Hell's VIP section-unwitting victim of Devil's Breath. You ever hear of it? Me neither... until I escaped Costa Rica after that fateful night and investigated what actually happened to me.

Amazon banned this book.

Apparently exposing supernatural fraud violates their Terms of Service.

I don't care if you don't believe me. I saw what I saw, and I'm spilling it all in this book like the drink that'll shoot from your nose laughing like a broke fire hydrant.

But afterwards? I guarantee you'll still wonder:

"What if he's right?"

If you're easily offended, this isn't for you. Go read something comfortable. It's just like we've been told since we were kids, right? Sure, they lied about a lot... but they would never lie about heaven or hell... would they?

"There's nothing more terrifying than the mundane once you see it."

-Jonny Nevermind

P.S. Officially rated extremely dangerous by The Coalition for Keeping Your Ass on a Short Leash and Calling It Freedom.

The League of Extraordinary Gaslighters and The Bureau of "You're Overreacting, Sweetie" declined comment.