Don't Be A HO HO HO For Ya Birthday! The only thing that should get blown out is the candles: The only thing that should get blown out is the candles (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781971419206)

Don't Be A HO HO HO For Ya Birthday! is a laugh-out-loud gag gift and illustrated humor book for anyone who needs a reality check about modern dating - served with sass, rhymes, and Grandma's brutally honest wisdom.

Packed with witty poetry and vibrant illustrations, this cheeky birthday gift follows Grandma as she breaks down today's dating disasters, from overly groomed metro men to smooth-talking cowboys who promise romance but deliver disappointment. With sharp humor and no-nonsense advice, Grandma calls out the red flags, the excuses, and the situationships that keep women stuck in the same tired dating cycles.

Through playful verses and relatable characters, the book offers comedic commentary on hookup culture, mixed signals, and settling for less - all while encouraging readers to raise their standards and laugh through the chaos.

Perfect for birthdays, girls' nights, breakups, or anytime someone needs a funny reminder that romance should come with effort, respect, and intention, Don't Be A HO HO HO For Ya Birthday! blends satire with empowerment in a compact, giftable format.

This illustrated gag gift is ideal for friends who love edgy humor, rhyming poetry, and honest takes on relationships. Whether she's still meeting Lukes and Tonys or finally ready for something real, this book delivers laughs, reflection, and a little tough love - Grandma style.

Part of the popular Don't Be A HO HO HO series, this title joins other fan favorites celebrating humor, self-respect, and modern dating reality.

Bold, funny, and unapologetic, Don't Be A HO HO HO For Ya Birthday! makes the perfect gift for anyone who appreciates savage comedy with a message: stop settling, start laughing, and demand better.