Don't Pet the Fluffy Cows Dumbass! (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9780983533269)

What happens when you mix a 2,000 pound wild animal with a dumba$$? Tune in to find out.

Millions of people flock annually to catch a glimpse of the bison that roam the prairielands of wildlife preserves and national parks across the country. Yet every year some dimwit forgets that wild animals can be really big and really strong. Inevitably, someone takes things too far. And as the saying goes, it's all fun and games until . . .

Don't Pet the Fluffy Cows Dumbass! is a hilarious tongue-in-cheek picture book intended for an adult audience. With laugh-out-loud humor on every fully illustrated page, this novelty book is the perfect gift for anyone who just can't seem to pull his or her head out of their proverbial a$$.

Prepare for a wild ride with the release of Don't Pet the Fluffy Cows, Dumba$$! - a side-splitting, fully illustrated adult picture book that serves up a generous dose of humor alongside a cautionary tale about getting too close to bison. Targeting an adult audience, this quirky book pairs snarky rhymes with eye-catching illustrations for a comedic experience like no other.

In a world where common sense sometimes takes a backseat, this hilarious book offers a healthy dose of sage advice to audiences who may benefit from being introduced to the voice of reason. With a witty blend of irreverence and humor, this book is not only entertaining but is a playful reminder to embrace wisdom when in the presence of nature's majestic beasts.

Key Features:

Humorous and Irreverent: The book's snarky tone and playful rhymes will leave readers laughing out loud, making it a perfect gift for friends with a sense of humor.

Fully Illustrated: Each page bursts with hilarious illustrations that complement the witty narratives, making it a visual treat as well as a comedic one.

A Cautionary Tale: This cautionary tale, served with a side of irreverent fun, urges readers to appreciate wildlife from a safe distance.

Why You'll Love It:

Don't Pet the Fluffy Cows, Dumba$$! was written for those who appreciate a bit of uproarious humor. It's a perfect gift/gag book that is sure to spark conversations, elicit riotous laughter, and perhaps serve as a reminder to think twice before approaching the "fluffy cows" of the wild.

Whether you're searching for the ideal gift for a friend or looking for something to spark laughter in your life, this book delivers in spades.