Everything I Know about Monsters: A Collection of Made-Up Facts, Educated Guesses, and Silly Pictures about Creatures of Creepiness (Hardcover) (ISBN-13: 9780689843815)

Where did all these monsters come from?
The closet, the basement, under the bed, the outhouse, even the school furnace room But mostly, they came from a healthy imagination, just like yours
Using a patented system of made-up facts and educated guesses, Everything I Know About Monsters reveals all the gory details about creatures of creepiness: what they eat (dirty socks), what's in their brains (not much), and how to scare them out of the basement (stand at the top of the stairs, bang pots and pans together, and yell very loudly).
So turn on all the lights in the house and get comfortable. You're about to learn so much about monsters, it's scary

Author: Tom Lichtenheld
ISBN-10: 068984381X
ISBN-13: 9780689843815
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers
Language: English
Published: 09/01/2002
Pages: 40
Format: Hardcover
Weight: 0.96lbs
Size: 11.22h x 8.84w x 0.39d

Review Citation(s):
PW Notes and Reprints 07/15/2002 pg. 75
School Library Journal 09/01/2002 pg. 215
Bulletin of Ctr for Child Bks 10/01/2002 pg. 66
Hornbook Guide to Children 07/01/2002 pg. 70 - Recommended, Satisfactory
Hornbook Guide to Children 01/01/2003 pg. 70 - Recommended, Satisfactory
Publishers Weekly 07/15/2002