Fables from the Funny Farm: Follies, Frolic, and Fun (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781729084823)

Animals: Animal Crackers/Badger/Bossy Cow/Frog and Toad/Easter Eggs/Nanny Goat/Seattle Slew/Taz/Met a Skunk/Weasel/Buffalo/Monkeys/Squirrel/Panda/ Wacky Nursery Rhyme/Elephants Dance/You Zoo. Cats and Dogs: Faithful Dog/ Keep Doggies on the Floor/Mad at Dog Disorder/Dog Won't Hunt/Hound Dog/Neighbor's Dog/Perfect Pet/Shadow/Pussy Cats, or Puddy Dogs, Nature: Ants/Chestnut Tree/Bumble Bee/Birds/ Fly Swatter/Arrow/Louisiana Mosquitoes/Ski Lodge Escapade/White Water Rafting/Longhorn Bulls/Horses. Men from Pluto/Alien Report/Birthday Greetings from Mars/Coffee Bean Questions /Don't Put Pasta in my Salad/Fifty Shades of Pink/Funny Thoughts, Funny Places/First Bomb/My Wife is an Alien/Scourge Sea of Sargasso. Irish: Braless/Impish Irish/Lucky Leprechaun/Limericks/Tinker Bell/St. Patrick's Day/Trolls /Irish Eyes. Relationships: Coons/Coffee Drinking /Hillbilly Still/ Premonition/Nuts/Children/Paint Thinner for Dinner/ Tennessee Trustee/ Men Hair Glue. Ranch: Board of Education/Cowboy Quips/Dandelion Lawn/Baptize a Cat/ Arapaho/South Dakota/ Winter/Hazards/ What's on the Road/ Donkey. Texas Funny Farm: Chuck Wagon Cook/Dimestore Cowboy/Don't Mess with Texans Gals/Happy Texas Birthday/Houston Problem/How Hot in Texas/Jingo Kid/Dr. Pepper/Midnight in West Texas. Texas Funny Follies: Cinco de Mayo/5th of May/ Pecos Bill/Signs/Texas/Barbequers/ Newcomers/Doghouse/Lawn or Yard/ Texas Reindeer/Texas Talk/Bacon is for Breakfast/Fiery Chili/ Texas Christmas/My Texas Christmas/Texas Christmas Lights/Texas Cowboy Coffee/The Pecos Pete Saloon/What Happened to the Jackalope/When I Moved to Texas/You've Been Pecosed. Happy: Tricks/Diet Dilemmas/Happy Boy/No Neighbors/ Doorbell Works/ Soda Fountain /Tender Night/Real Fortune Cookies/They have not found a Bigfoot/Things I Need to Do. Life on the Farm: Allergy Season is Tough this Year/Hooters Fascinate Me/I Love my Paranoia/My Alter Ego/Morning Coffee/Repairs/Taffy Pull/Grilling Hamburgers/Recliner, Growing Old: Autograph Albums for Seniors/Bachelor Behavior/Facebook/Growing Older/Little Birdy Tweets/Snowflake/Mind and Body Disagree/Retirement Planning/Giving Advice/Nursing Home/Where Did Time Go. That's No Lady: Don't Argue with a Country Girl/I Married a Witch/ Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head/My Late Wife Deadly Shot/Pardon Me Good Lady/Tastiest Mud Pies/What Else Did She Hide/When I Define Stupidity/When I Got over You. Advice and Dissent: Consequences of Following Advice/Hacking/How to Hit upon a Girl/Jedi Mind Trick/Practically Speaking/Lessons from Dogs/Teaching Dogs/Ten Reasons to Get a Tattoo/Real Fortune Cookies/When All Else Fails. Shorts: Boats/Cleaning Pills/Cologne Stands Alone/Disappearing Ink/Facebook Follies/Fractured Birthday Greetings/My Crib/Love My Soda /Mutt and Jeff/Southern Rebel. Music: Runnin' After Her/Country Music Scandals/Don't Cry Darlin'/Mercedes/ Horse to Water/Never Had a Nightmare/ Give You Up for Lent/I Saw You Coming/If You've Got It, I've Had It/Movin' On, I was Going to Send you my Love/Last Song OK Corral/Song Writing Career/Music Makes the World Go Round/Perfect Songs for Hurricane Parties/IRS Coming to Town/Worse for Wear Bar/Time's Run Out/Unfinished Song/You Blow Me Away Friday the 13th/Halloween for Adults/Halloween Trick/Last Night Halloween/Lay Witches/Memories/Jack-o-lantern/Night of Halloween/Vampires, Witches and Ghosts: Angelina Witch/Night Visitor/Spirits Waiting/March of the Skeletons/Ghost Came to Tea/Witches Broom/Witches Brewing/Witches Cauldrons. Thanksgiving: Holiday Ride/I Just Want a Breast/Limericks for Turkeys/Turkey Recipe/Texas First Thanksgiving/Turkey Hens Gossiping. Valentines: Cupid/Valentines Sell, Christmas on the Funny Farm: Fruitcake/Christmas Trees and Mistletoe/Clyde the Came/White Christmas/ Christmas Goose/Christmas Shopping/Reindeer. Strange: /Advice from Marine Colonels/Ice Cream Truck/Sugar Mountain/Walmart. Chihuahua/Poison/Poor/Wolfman Jack/Fishing /Parodies /Kitchen Chaos/Berserk/Millennials/Throne Room/Outhous

Author: Roy E. Peterson
ISBN-10: 1729084826
ISBN-13: 9781729084823
Publisher: Independently Published
Language: English
Published: 10/23/2018
Pages: 464
Format: Paperback
Weight: 1.36lbs
Size: 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.94d