Gray Matters: Proper Care and Feeding of a Weimaraner "Owner" (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781495952593)

When two high energy, outdoor loving, hunting dogs intrude on a man's low energy, stay in the house lifestyle, something's got to give. These two Weimaraner's decide to drag their "owner" all over the country and make him think it's his own idea. First Sadie moves in and establishes the Weimaraner agenda. She takes over the house and bends the family to her will. Everyday life gets the Weimaraner treatment as Sadie becomes everyone's personal micromanager. When a second Weimaraner comes along, things don't get any easier. Any thoughts that this new dog would fall into line were squashed on day one. Grace couldn't care less how things were done before she ascended to the throne. It's going to be her way now, or heads will roll. Most dog "owners" wonder, at some point, if they own their dogs or is it the other way around? Sadie and Grace's "owner" stopped wondering years ago. Life with two crazy Weimaraner's can be chaotic but it's always fun. Whether it's learning how to live with dogs, hunt with dogs, camp with dogs, travel with dogs, or just survive with dogs, he tries to keep his wits about him. You may be thinking, "We don't need another dog training book." This is not a dog training book, it's not a self help book, it's not a teach you how to do anything book. Most people who have read it agree that they didn't learn a thing. But, it is funny. What they are saying: "This book is full of lies. It was like reading about a stranger. I'm nothing like that at all. I've talked to my lawyer and all options are on the table right now. At a minimum I'm going to want a full re-write. And those pictures look like they were taken on a flip phone. I'm so much better looking in person." -Sadie "As a piece of literature, this book was delicious. One of the best I've ever eaten. It went down smooth and stayed down, which is always a plus. I ate everything but the cover, it was just too gorgeous. If you must actually read it, take it with a grain of salt, which I did, literally. If Ken thinks I will allow this tripe to besmirch my reputation he's sadly mistaken. He's got to sleep some time." -Grace "Maybe this wasn't such a good idea." -Author

Author: Ken Moore
ISBN-10: 1495952592
ISBN-13: 9781495952593
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Language: English
Published: 11/19/2014
Pages: 246
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.64lbs
Size: 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.52d