Hallowed Turf (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798201029234)

The story of a hapless soccer referee: Gerard loves football but sadly has none of the necessary ball control skills needed to be selected for school or six-a-side teams. The solution - train to become a referee. Unfortunately there's one more obstacle to overcome...his surname. As he gets to officiate at bigger matches the volume of voices in the crowds singing grows. "Here comes Pratt, the twat in black!"