Highway Idiots: Driver Guide: How to Stop Driving Like a Jackass (and Survive Everyone Who Still Does) (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798218926083)

You've seen them.

You've yelled at them.

You may have survived them.

This is not your grandma's driver's manual.

Highway Idiots is a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud satire of modern driving culture - a survival guide for anyone who has ever screamed,

"USE YOUR DAMN MIRRORS!"

Through 50 Moron Training Drills, this parody of everyday traffic behavior calls out:

• Left-lane campers who think it's beachfront property
• Merge gamblers entering the highway at 35 mph
• Blinker deniers
• Shoulder warriors
• Snow ballers
• The Two-Shift Sherlock
• The Registered Flex Offender
• And that one guy who treats roundabouts like a spiritual experience

This isn't a traditional "how-to" book about traffic safety.

It's a how-dare-you book.

Part rant.

Part field guide.

Part public service announcement for the chronically unaware.

Whether you're a new driver, seasoned commuter, defensive driving enthusiast, or just tired of sharing pavement with rolling chaos, this satirical look at road behavior will make you laugh - and maybe check your mirrors twice.

Read it.

Laugh at it.

Maybe learn something.

Just don't be the subject of Volume 2.