Hilarious Things That Kids Say (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781326550110)

How do old people die? I can't watch Flubber! There's too much animosity! I can't use my kite! The wind isn't working today. You didn't tell me clouds move? What else haven't you told me? I want to become a scientist so I can pick up chicks. I broke my milk! I don't like Darth Vader. He's just... too tall. I got salmonella from a creme egg. Voldemort doesn't have a nose. That means he can't sneeze. EVER! When I grow up, I want to be a tiger. I'm so hungry, I could eat a large portion of food! Saturn is my favourite planet because he has a hula hoop. My Mummy never drinks and drives. She only drinks when she is stuck in traffic.

Author: James Egan
ISBN-10: 132655011X
ISBN-13: 9781326550110
Publisher: Lulu.com
Language: English
Published: 01/30/2016
Pages: 166
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.28lbs
Size: 7.00h x 4.25w x 0.35d