Hollywood Jesus: Rise of the Divine Assassin (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781927607039)

Get ready to watch The Divine Assassin blow up in Hollywood."I found myself rooting for the guy with the gun and the Armani suit." Armand Rosmilia, Author of Dying DaysJesus Diaz is not your ordinary hit man. His life is like a Guy Ritchie gangster movie, and now he's found trouble in Hollywood. Come for the thriller twists and hardboiled surprises. Stay for the pop culture jokes.When the hit man who talks to himself makes his play to save the damsel in distress, it's Jesus who's stressed out forever after. Hunted by the mob and the FBI, the funniest, unluckiest assassin teams up with a rising star to break up a sex slave ring. And by "break up," he means shoot, stab and turn your enemy's car into an elaborate trap (construction supplies by Home Depot.) The action is rough. Jesus is tougher, or at least he'd like to think so.The Divine Assassin has left a trail of destruction from New York to Chicago, but his deadliest opponent yet is better at the game than Jesus. But the Cuban assassin has his gun, his wits and a treatise on Donny Osmond's career highlights. Hollywood Jesus teaches, too. Motto: Thou shalt not get caught! How to survive an explosion...maybe. How to disarm someone without touching them and get the kids to bed on time, too. Dating tips from the Divine Assassin AKA meeting women using the philosophy of Albert Camus.You're going to love Jesus!

Author: Robert Chazz Chute
ISBN-10: 1927607035
ISBN-13: 9781927607039
Publisher: Ex Parte Press
Language: English
Published: 01/10/2014
Pages: 276
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.90lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.62d