Holy. Freaking. Skubala.: Faith in the Fiery Wreckage (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798284660591)

What do you do when the world is on fire, your faith is in tatters, and all you have left is a mustard seed and a sarcastic sense of humor?

Holy. Freaking. Skubala. isn't your grandma's devotional-and it sure isn't the sanitized Christianity of bumper stickers and prosperity preachers. This is a modern reimagining of Jesus' parables told with grit, grace, and just the right amount of theological snark. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll probably say, "Did he just say that?" And yeah. He did.

Pastor Brandon Moore, an online minister and lifelong nerd, takes the timeless parables of Jesus and translates them into raw, relevant, and often ridiculous modern stories. Think: the Good Samaritan as a stranger helping after a car crash on a divided highway. The prodigal son blowing his inheritance on a shady crypto scheme. A rich fool drowning in self-storage units. With each retelling, Pastor Brandon dives deep into Scripture-bringing in Greek words, historical context, and modern commentary that connects ancient wisdom to modern chaos.

This book is for the misfits.
The doubters.
The ones who've been hurt by the Church but still crave something holy.
It's for the burned-out pastors, the Sunday school rebels, the seekers with more questions than answers.

Inside, you'll find:

• 20+ modern parables that reimagine the teachings of Jesus in today's language and world

• Historical and theological context that doesn't bore you to tears

• Honest reflections that wrestle with doubt, grief, hope, mental health, and what faith looks like when life falls apart

• Prayers that don't pretend everything's fine-but dare to believe it could be

Whether you're a lifelong believer, a deconstructing disciple, or someone just trying to survive the flaming wreckage of life, Holy. Freaking. Skubala. invites you to see God in the mess, meaning in the madness, and grace in the grimiest corners of your story.

This isn't a safe book. It's an honest one.
And if you've ever muttered "holy freaking skubala" under your breath while staring at the state of the world-
Welcome home.