How Santa Ate My Cookies: And Other Festive Tales of Erotic Fiction (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9780989316699)

From the perverted mind that brought you The Temptress and The Pill comes six festive tales of erotic fiction that will make even Santa check his naughty list twice... and bring condoms for the encounter.

In Christmas Break with a Twist, a young couple tries something new to spice up their holiday break. In Santa Claus needs love too...the naughty kind, a husband finds that he's not the only one in the festive mood of giving on Christmas Eve. Filled with the holiday blues, the story Christmas Eve with Steve is sure to bring your holiday spirits up... as well as other appendages.

Bj's for Everyone recounts the tale of a replacement Mall Santa gone wrong in all the right ways. And in Thugs and Kisses, a young mother of three finds out that it's not the gift that's important, but the bulging gift beneath that really counts. And, as for the title story, well, let's just say that someone overseas has been especially naughty when it comes to getting what they want for Christmas.

So find a cozy place by the fire and settle down for something only Titus Strong could slip into your stocking; it will have your chestnuts feeling like they're roasting on an open fire. Prepare yourself for Christmas at it's best (or naughtiest) when this writer gets ahold of the holidays, TITUS-STYLE