How To Date A Lesbian: And Live (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9780997164091)

Part of my plan called for watching Television and accumulating more solid factual information. The Woman on T.V. was so interested in the behavior of Chimpanzees she moved in with a herd of the wild animals. After more than twenty years her team gathered the raw data necessary to make a formal statement. Male chimps are to be considered as Sexual predators. It was discovered that everything the Chimps did was sexually motivated. The Chimps searched for food, made their lofty tree nests due to the need for sex. The Males chimps were endowed with enlarged Sex organs to keep up with the need of the females. For some reason the Girls felt the need for mating, just to be sure the Old Boys were not mad at them. So you see Male Chimps do not have to go looking for a date; they set around much of the time. Insecure females approach and give him a lap dance. The alpha male is always obligated to service her needs. This dancing can take place as many as twenty times a day. All that sex stuff made the camera crew and the others especially eager to copulate also. So I decided to get a job helping out in camp. The Alpha Chimp almost bit my head off. I took that to mean he was not hiring any help. I found out that the very same Chimp later went on a, Display Rage and tore down half of the palm trees in Africa. All of that lap dancing should have calmed him down, but it didn't. Now with true and factual information like the Chimp thing, I decided it was time for me to branch out a little. I just hope my new ideas would not as dangerous as that damn mean Chimp.

Author: William Ardrey
ISBN-10: 0997164093
ISBN-13: 9780997164091
Publisher: William Ardrey
Language: English
Published: 02/05/2019
Pages: 30
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.13lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.07d