How to Survive a Day at Work Without Actually Working (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798191346731)

How to Survive a Day at Work Without Actually Working
The Workplace Survival Guide for Champions of Creative Inactivity
Are you exhausted from pretending to look busy for eight hours straight? Tired of "action items," "pivot points," and "circling back"? Then this book is your new desk buddy.
From fake typing skills to snack loop strategies, this laugh-out-loud office survival guide will teach you how to:

• Look busy while doing absolutely nothing
• Master the art of fake Zoom engagement
• Disappear with dignity using emergency excuses
• Build fake spreadsheets that scare away accountability
• And snack your way to end-of-day victory

Whether you're a remote worker, cubicle warrior, or open-office escape artist, this is your go-to guide for surviving the 9-to-5 grind, without ever breaking a sweat.
Perfect for fans of workplace humor, satire lovers, passive-aggressive professionals, and anyone who's ever whispered "This meeting could've been an email."
"How to Survive a Day at Work Without Actually Working" is the ultimate office survival manual for professionals who have mastered the art of doing nothing, without ever getting caught. Packed with humor, fake spreadsheets, strategic snack breaks, and expert-level Zoom nodding, this satirical guide teaches you how to thrive in the workplace with minimum effort and maximum style.
Includes bonus fake spreadsheet templates and absurd PowerPoint tips!

Author: Kit Wilde
ISBN-13: 9798191346731
Publisher: Independently Published
Language: English
Published: 08/07/2026
Pages: 84
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.24lbs
Size: 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.17d