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No one honest said it would be easy. Chapters include "how to fish poo out of a bath full of toys", "how to keep calm with wee on your face", and of course "how to survive a year of a screaming baby".
The perfect gift for new parents.
Please note: This book is full of blank pages. Despite 18 months of research, we have nothing worthwhile to share. We're still lost. They should just use this book for notes. It's just a joke.
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