I Admire Your Melons: A Hilarious Rhyming Gift for the Woman I Adore (and Her Fruit) (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798285682288)

Round. Ripe. Impossible to ignore.
Yes, your melons are truly magnificent.

I Admire Your Melons is a hilariously suggestive rhyming picture book for grown-ups with a passion for produce... or just a love of juicy double meanings. Whether you're into fruit, flirty fun, or fabulous front-facing assets, this book delivers belly laughs in every spread.

Perfect for:

• The woman in your life, Hen parties, birthdays, cheeky gifts and Secret Santas
• Fruit fanatics and filthmongers alike
• Anyone who giggles when someone says "nice pair"

With bold illustrations and wordplay that's fruitier than a smoothie bar, this book is guaranteed to cause snorts, blushes, and maybe a few awkward family moments.

Warning: May contain large melons and uncontrollable laughter.