I Ain't No Prophet: Red Cloud Prophecy (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781732908543)

RED CLOUD PROPHECY. In this fictional writing on Christmas Eve 2020 a couple fell asleep from carbon monoxide poisoning. They got intubated, placed on ventilators and entered a strange spiritual dream state. They did not know that they were struggling for their lives, so when Santa showed up in their dream they thought that they just woken up in the middle of the night. Santa Claus promised to sign them up for a Prophet School at the Edge of Space where they would be learning about an important Cosmic Event for next Christmas 2021: THE RED CLOUD PROPHECY of the scary Red Christmas of 12-25-2021. Santa allowed the couple to learn the cosmic secrets of religions - which reveals that all Creation Mythology and Religions from around the world are based on very exact Astronomy and Cosmology. Santa Claus encouraged the couple to meet the Egyptian vizier Thoth, our Lord Jesus Christ, King David, Native American medicine people, a Rabbi, a Hindu rishi priest, even Satan. They had a chance to meet other religious leaders and scientists long passed who educate them about what is to come as a worst case scenario. They learn that all religious holidays secretly based on a few black hole eruptions that happened about 5,800 years ago in Nature. The two black hole eruptions were from the ORION NEBULA and the CYGNUS SWAN / NORTHERN CROSS black holes to begin a 14 year long ending to a global warming era. Realizing that the GALACTIC VIRGIN part of the MILKY WAY houses the ALL SEEING EYE and Orion is the key, they start learning about interrelated secrets recorded down in all religions pointing to Orion. When they recognized that even Pope Julius II in the Vatican employed Michelangelo and Leonardo da Vinci to paint these secrets 500 years ago, they are totally amazed how much the Ancients knew about the Universe. When they realize that these black hole eruptions are secretly recorded down on the One Dollar Bill and in most Holy Books, they volunteer to go through an introduction to the physical sufferings, so they can teach the unsuspecting population what to expect in the coming years. Learning about the Jewish Wisdom of the Book of Job, which details the fact that God can remove mountains from their places by the help of Orion, Pleiades and the Bear turns their world upside down. The amount of revealing astronomical information is over-whelming and they certainly hope that there will not be a Return of the Destroyer - as the lost books of the Egyptian and Irish Druidic Kolbrin Bible states. They recognize in the Prophet School that the same forces that sank the Atlantis 11,600 years ago and caused Noah's Flood 5,800 years ago - will again potentially cause an EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT in these coming years. When Thoth Hermes Trismegistus, aka Mercury the Egyptian Ibis or Stork, who brings the BABY - teaches them how this time frame is encoded in the Great Pyramid of Giza - they decide to participate in the learning. Santa informs them that BES, one of the main Creator gods of ancient Egypt is a BROWN DWARF star in the TRAPEZIUM star constellation that houses the closest black hole to Earth - whose 'birth' and 're-birth' is what every culture and religion celebrates - they are surprised and in disbelief, until all the evidences are presented by the spiritual entities. They begin a watchful waiting to see if the Red Cloud will truly appear on the Eastern sky at Christmas. They ORIENT themselves to the ORIENT (=East) where ORION is. They learn that if the RED CLOUD happens in 2021, then the next thing will be a huge Tsunami around September 17 2022. Pigs will be flying at Halloween next. The March 26th 2026 Re-Creation will be the Crowning event of an Axis Shift.The fact that the Washington Monument throws a shadow on the door of the Congress twice a year - September 17th and March 26th convinces them to take up the cause that even our Founding Fathers wanted us to know. Will they be successful?