I Came. I Saw. I Forgot What I Was Doing.: A Humor Collection About Daily Distractions and Memory Fails (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798275007077)

Ever walk into a room with confidence and absolutely no idea why you're there?
Same. This book is for all of us who swear we're functioning adults... and then discover our keys in the fridge, our coffee in the microwave (again), and our most important email still sitting in the drafts like it's on paid leave.

I Came. I Saw. I Forgot What I Was Doing. is a hilarious collection of everyday mental misfires, misplaced objects, and moments where your brain simply decides to go on a spiritual retreat without notifying you. From forgetting what day it is, to Googling things that definitely shouldn't require Google, to standing in the grocery store holding three items you don't need and forgetting the one you did. This book captures the beautifully chaotic experience of simply trying to exist.

Inside, you'll explore:
- The art of walking into a room with purpose and leaving with snacks instead
- Why your glasses are always "missing" (spoiler: they're on your head)
- Texts you thought you sent
- Emails that should have self-destructed
- Socks that time-traveled to 2018
- Multitasking that is absolutely just procrastination in costume
- Daydreaming adventures that are way more interesting than real life
- And the quiet, chaotic charm of letting go and laughing at yourself anyway

This is not a self-help guide. It won't fix your memory, boost your productivity, or teach you to fold a fitted sheet. It will, however, remind you that you are not alone in the delightful mess of everyday forgetfulness, and that sometimes, the best way to deal with it is simply to laugh.

If you've ever asked, "Why am I like this?" while holding your phone and searching for your phone... welcome home.

Ready to feel seen, understood, and mildly concerned?
Scroll up and grab your copy today. Before you forget.