I Crack Myself Up 2 (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781977219497)

Toilet Paper: Little four-year-old Mayson screamed for my daughter Amy to come and wipe his butt after he pooped. Amy said, "Mayson you're four years old. You can wipe your own butt " She asked, "What do you do when you're at school and poop?" Little Mayson said. "Nothing I just get shit in my pants " Razor: I was in the shower and I grabbed my razor to shave. I looked at it and it was full of hair a lot of hair I jumped out of the shower soaking wet and confronted my husband about my razor. My husband pleaded the "It wasn't me" scenario I said; "We don't have any hairy damn ghosts living in this house " I pushed his head back with one hand and held my hairy razor to his face with my other hand. He screamed; "What? Are you doing?" I said; "I'm matching this hair up to what's left of your beard If I find out this is your BALL hair I'm going to cut you with this hairy razor "

Author: Tracy Lane-Worrix
ISBN-10: 1977219497
ISBN-13: 9781977219497
Publisher: Outskirts Press
Language: English
Published: 11/27/2019
Pages: 132
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.41lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.28d