I Don't Text While Driving, Walking, or Standing Still (Hardcover) (ISBN-13: 9781483451688)

Roger Dale Loring is a genuine baby boomer who finds his existence in the rapidly-changing world rather perplexing. In his latest book, he once again offers a collection of lighthearted essays about his dilemmas from the perspective of his current "if-they-don't-have-a-senior-discount, I'm-not-going-there" age. Realizing that the aging process evolved in a way that his adolescent mind never envisioned, Loring now finds that his views on life changes are disturbingly similar to the views of the old people of his youth, people he frequently characterized as old fogies. His essays highlight his humorous take on life that include opinions about issues such as cell phone upgrades; a man's attention span while operating a television remote; seasonal purse shopping; the differing conversation patterns of men and women; the three hardest part-time jobs in America; the crazy world of politics where preaching to the choir dominates all campaigns; and, of course, the trauma of buying toothpaste.

Author: Roger Dale Loring
ISBN-10: 1483451682
ISBN-13: 9781483451688
Publisher: Lulu Publishing Services
Language: English
Published: 06/27/2016
Pages: 152
Format: Hardcover
Weight: 0.84lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.50d