Idioms, Proverbs, and Sayings... Oh my!: A humorous and educational trek through sayings you've never cared about Volume 1 (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9780985591823)

If you're looking for a gift this year that "Gag Gift Forgettables" magazine called, "Simply Stupid!" or "Useless Garbage" then you're in the right place! This year, give the ones you love/hate the gift of a Christmas book! Whether you like them or not, nothing says f-you to a child on xmas morning like the gift of reading or learning. When your dummies are trying to read it, they'll say things like, "Huh?", "I'm dumber now", and "You know this guy?"

Neither book did well in terms of sales, likeability, or worthiness, but this Christmas you can stick it to a billionaire by purchasing these cheap gifts and make them produce and ship garbage around the world! Sure, I'll get a few pennies for the sale, but hey, pennies are useless now, too! For a measly $6-$7, you and your family can uncomfortably giggle while opening something the whole family can use to level that dining room table.

"Why so cheap?" I've been asked this question so many time. It's simple: I need money to buy my people real gifts, not something dumb like a book. Get yours today before the tariffs hit making reading something of the pastitalreadyis.

Get some!

Have you ever heard someone say something nonsensical and wondered what the heck they were talking about? Well, you're about to get a book full of that. Maybe you heard someone make a connection between apples and healthcare. Or maybe you didn't know whether you should or should not shake a lamb's tail, or how many times it should be shaken. (Answer: Zero times).

What about cats in bags, brown noses, throwing of babies, and the extremely popular question; do all good things come in small packages? These are all idioms, proverbs, or sayings and I'll let you know in two shakes of a lamb's tail what some common, and not so common, sayings mean. I have taken about 80 sayings and given the explanation, the history, and some example usage. I then add my own comedic take on what these different idioms, proverbs, and sayings mean to me or what they make me think of when I hear them.

This book will look great on your coffee table or on the back of your toilet where it probably belongs. It's an educational tool on many sayings while providing a funny look at them. You'll learn history you've never wanted to learn, see examples you might never have thought of, and you'll explore the depths of the brain that keeps me fat, dumb, and happy. I hope you enjoy!

Author: Brad Myers
ISBN-10: 098559182X
ISBN-13: 9780985591823
Publisher: Brad Myers
Language: English
Published: 06/12/2024
Pages: 234
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.70lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.49d