If I Die Please Bring Cheesecake To My Funeral (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9780987955111)

In an effort to get in shape and rid herself of the insidious muffin top, Donloree puts down the cheesecake and picks up a gym membership. Join in the crazy misadventures as she fights the battle of the bulge and barely lives to tell about it. Learn important things like: - why ski lifts come equipped with safety bars - how to navigate a day in the office after forgetting your bra - what to do when everyone else is doing the pretzel handstand - zebras can be red and cream, not just black and white - how to avoid being swam over by a hoard of men - following the rules can help you avoid concussions

Author: Donloree Hoffman
ISBN-10: 098795511X
ISBN-13: 9780987955111
Publisher: Donloreebooks
Language: English
Published: 06/19/2013
Pages: 90
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.16lbs
Size: 7.00h x 4.25w x 0.19d