If you could haunt your house forever, second edition (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798218506704)

What happened at Crum Hill?

Who are the Tall People?

Where is Stitches Cactus Farm?

Discover the answers to these questions and more in If You Could Haunt Your House Forever. This collection of stories is odd, weird, creepy, and anything but ordinary. A mysterious Trainman tells you not to whisper, while a deranged taxi driver in Detroit keeps a lethal secret under the driver's seat.

This book is not for kids.

There are pro-life parables and existential escapes; multiple homicides and numerous twist endings. Right when you think you've got a handle on the story, turn the page and see it take a sharp turn. I'll even tell you now: There's something in the water at the Pig Farm, The Misymphomiacs are hiding something, And you'd better prepare for The Event.