Kiss the Girls and Make Them Spy: An Original Jane Bond Parody (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9780380803101)

Sometimes the Best Bond for a Job is a Jane ... Jane Bond.
"What's the story on Bond?"
"Your man is a homicidal depressive paranoiac," the doctor reported.
"I know that. I want to know what's wrong with him!
And be straight with me, man. No medical mumbo jumbo."
"He's lost his nerve."

N. had suspected as much. After a long while spent staring at the jagged skyline of London, N. came to a decision. He had no other choice but to go through with Pumpernickel's ridiculous plan.

Enter Bond, Jane Bond, James's lesbian twin sister and haoless bookstore employee, who steps in to masquerade as her brother at an awards ceremony with the queen. But when the dastardly Sons of Britain (S.O.B.s), a nefarious fraternity plotting to bring the Duke and Duchess of Windsor back to power, show up, it's up to some unexpected heros to save the day. The Powder Puff Girls -- makeup salespersons by day, secret agents by night -- step in to secure the future of Britain while Jane keeps her brother's reputation intact...both in and out of the bedroom!

Author: Mabel Maney
ISBN-10: 0380803100
ISBN-13: 9780380803101
Publisher: Dey Street Books
Language: English
Published: 07/03/2001
Pages: 288
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.47lbs
Size: 8.03h x 5.29w x 0.65d
Award: Lambda Literary Awards - Nominee

Review Citation(s):
Kirkus Reviews 05/15/2001 pg. 713
Booklist 06/01/2001 pg. 1815
Publishers Weekly 07/16/2001 pg. 160