Life as a Protodog (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798835739622)

Our intrepid heroes make new friends and new enemy's. Meet many new Monsters just after Becky in her Tiger suit becomes BeckyTiger. A second ProtoBeast. Pammy learns some new medical procedures and hones her decapitation techniques as she worrys about her weight. She has no idea how many calories are in a pound of Kevlar. Meet some nice Aliens as well when they take thirty five year old's to area 51 and go visit the Poophole Planet. Pammy owns it now. They even make a trip to Mars where the moon the Rover. Astonishment, Laughter and Tears await in here. Windy wins an argument with God and starts flexing her muscles and gets ready for Inter-Galactic Football. Oh and some War! By taking over the planet. Well the Growed Ups are not doing a good job. She still has school you know so she decides to let the old leaders run things but let's them know she is in charge. Like that would go over well with the Republicans! Windy must prepare her four Beasts and four HorseWomen for what is to come. Others are prepared for what else is coming! Pups arrive! What Pups you ask? Pammy's Pups! Yes Pammy got pregnant! And her Pups all look like Teela! Oh and Pammy's tongue is like a Male Octopus's special tentacle. You know the one that impregnates the female Octopus? Told you things get weird.

Over a hundred Girls are having Pammy's Puppys! Windy's army!

No Kindergarten Teachers were killed in the making of this book. Savaged violently on a Bus? You will have to find out. Pammy is a ProtoDog! Everyone loves ProtoDog's! Oh and we get a Dinosaur. And a Big Blue Alien Cow thing that can't love Pammy enough!