Making the Bible Great Again 2nd Ed: The Gospel of Trump (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781979984706)

2ND EDITION. Same as 1st Edition but corrects minor wording errors. New black/white cover .] 50 Bible passages are reimagined as speeches or rants barfed up by moron-in-chief President Donald J. Trump. For instance, THE CREATION OF THE WORLD: First I made the world and it was really great. So great. And huge. It was the first huge round thing anyone had ever made. I took the bad hombres from the sky and made so much light. Lights on I said, and the sky did what I said. I made the Trump water. Perfect water. Hydrogen, oxygen, the whole thing. It's for sale everywhere. I took the ugly fat women who accuse me of huge unbelievable lies and I made them into rhinos. I made the first woman my daughter Ivanka. Isn't she beautiful? I gave her great legs. I love legs on a woman. I was the first man. The first great man. I am still the first great man.

Author: Michael Smith
ISBN-10: 1979984700
ISBN-13: 9781979984706
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Language: English
Published: 12/02/2017
Pages: 112
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.39lbs
Size: 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.27d