Man-Thology: 365 Alpha Maxims and Musings to Help You Know Everything, Feel Nothing, Get Jacked, and Never Die (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781683695417)

Learn 365 of the deepest and sweatiest secrets of manliness in this sharp, hilarious satire.

FINALLY--A BOOK, BUT FOR MEN

In Man-thology, Alpha Master Chud Buffly has hunted and gathered 365 of his most elite tips and musings into a daily practice that will allow all men to achieve peak performance (without drugs). With S-tier hacks on everything from barbells to bitcoin, and finance to females, you'll get Chud's man-tras for:

• Self-Improvement: With the proper mindset, every man can be above average.
• Nutrition: The alpha diet needs plenty of two key ingredients: 1) protein and 2) brutality.
• Fitness: When doing push-ups, don't think of pushing your body away from the Earth. Think of holding your ground and pushing the Earth away from YOU.
• Faith: Know God--in case you have to fight him.
• Khakis: Never wear them. You could be mistaken for a substitute teacher, or even worse, a teacher.

And much, maybe too much, more.

Stop waiting, and start dominating. Pick up Man-thology and let Chud guide you through a year that will irrevocably alter your life. How? That's up to you.

Author: Chudd Buffly
ISBN-10: 1683695410
ISBN-13: 9781683695417
Publisher: Quirk Books
Language: English
Published: 11/10/2026
Pages: 192
Format: Paperback