Marriage & Love: Instructions for Females on Courtship and Matrimony, with Tips to Discourage Sexual Advances from Husbands (Hardcover) (ISBN-13: 9780762763900)

• The more red-faced and bearded or impulsive a man, the more dark, calm, cool and quiet should his wife be; and vice versa.

• Those very fleshy should not marry those equally so, but those spare and slim. A spare man is much better adapted to a fleshy woman than a round-favored man.
• Two very beautiful persons rarely do or should marry; nor two extra homely.

Learn all this and much, much more in Marriage and Love, a gem of Victorian wisdom on courtship and marriage, immoral conduct, and what to look for in a spouse. The ideal funny gift book for newlyweds or brides-to-be, it includes a potpourri of advice on such matters as wooing and courting; determining the character of a potential mate by hair color, eye color, nose type, laugh, and height; tips on encouraging--and avoiding--sex with your husband; how to dress up, spruce up, and be on the alert; and, of course, the acceptable length and frequency of unavoidable sexual encounters.

Includes essential advice on:
*Wooing and courting*Determining the character of a potential mate by hair color, eye color, nose type, laugh, and height*Tips on avoiding sex with your husband*The evils of novels and the theater*The dangers of over-corseting*
- HowHow to dress up, spruce up, and be on the alert. ("Don't wait too long to get one much more perfect than you are; but settle on some one soon."} - Appropriate night-wear for the wedded couple

- The acceptable length and frequency of unavoidable sexual encounters

Author: Ruth Smythers
ISBN-10: 0762763906
ISBN-13: 9780762763900
Publisher: Lyons Press
Language: English
Published: 01/20/2011
Pages: 104
Format: Hardcover
Weight: 0.40lbs
Size: 7.35h x 4.55w x 0.60d