Meeting Women: A Comprehensive Guide To Approaching And Becoming Acquainted With New Females (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781882629046)

The very wise and learned Doctor Nick Shoveen, Ph.D. has been offering unsolicited relationship advice to men for many years. Although it has been difficult to verify his entire background, this publisher does know that he claims to have received his Ph.D. from renowned PacoimaUniversity.com, allegedly one of the San Fernando Valley's foremost online schools. Magic Lamp Press has also learned that prior to his release, the doctor ran a Persian rug concession at the now-defunct Fedco in Van Nuys, California. Well-known yachtsman/author Gene Grossman worked several years translating Doctor Shoveen's pencil-written manuscripts from Farsi. The good doctor currently resides in room 37-a of the Old Bangkok General Medicine House, where he quite often recuperates from serious wounds received in violent feminist attacks after his public appearances. Upon his recovery this time, the doctor will continue with his speaking engagements, frequently sponsored by many of the various Gentlemen's Clubs of America, and a hoped-for appearance on the basic cable "Man's Show." Watch for him in your town, unless you reside in one of the municipalities that have requested the doctor to never return... and note that his latest books are also now available through Amazon.com: "the Female-to-English Dictionary: a Guide to Interpreting & Manipulating the Female Thought Process" and "How to Be a Porno Producer." It should be noted that Doctor Shoveen's opinions do not express the thoughts of Magic Lamp Press, the publisher.