Mom's Magic Gummies: Make Traffic More Fun (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798280687363)

Mom's Magic Gummies: Make Traffic More Fun
Welcome to a twisted little tale told in the sugary-sweet style of a bedtime book... if your bedtime story was written by a half-sober stand-up comic who just finished parenting class and failed spectacularly. "Mom's Magic Gummies: Make Traffic More Fun" is a hilarious, irreverent parody of those classic children's books-with the look and feel of a wholesome storybook, and the filthy grown-up humor of a barstool confessional.

This delightfully inappropriate cartoon book tells the story of a world where adulting is a wild ride-complete with stoner grandpas, juice boxes laced with "spice," expired meat side-hustles, and moms who call edible binges "self-care." It's a ride through questionable parenting choices, chaotic family moments, and scenes that toe the line between dysfunctional and disturbingly familiar.

Inside these cheerful-looking pages, you'll meet:

• A mom who hides her gummies better than she hides her trauma
• Kids who pray to Judge Judy instead of Jesus
• A grandma who stores gasoline like it's kombucha
• A kid who knows exactly what a time-share scam looks like
• And a whole parking lot of degenerates at the dispensary

"Mom's Magic Gummies" is written in easy-to-read rhyme, making it perfect for adults who want to feel like they're reading a bedtime story without the burden of actual parenting. It's the kind of book that makes you laugh out loud, then question whether you're doing okay. (Spoiler alert: you're not-but at least you're laughing.)

This Funny Book Makes the Perfect Joke Gift for Grown-Ups Who:

• Enjoy dark, edgy humor that hides behind cheerful illustrations
• Love gag gifts and want to dominate the white elephant party
• Need a clever stoner gift or weed-themed birthday present
• Appreciate an offbeat adult humor book with some bite
• Are parents, former kids, or simply messed up in a fun way

Give it as a Christmas gift for the family misfit, a birthday gift for your high-functioning burnout friend, or a joke gift for the mom who "needs a minute". Pair it with actual gummies (or don't, your call) and watch the laughter roll in. It's colorful. It's crass. It's a car crash of parenting satire, and you'll love every wrecked rhyme.

Mom's Magic Gummies: Make Traffic More Fun is the adult humor book you didn't know you needed-until you were three glasses in and hate-scrolling Amazon. It's not for kids. It's barely for adults. But it's perfect for you.

Author: Brad Gosse
ISBN-13: 9798280687363
Publisher: Independently Published
Language: English
Published: 04/20/2025
Pages: 34
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.23lbs
Size: 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.09d