Movie Quotes to Get You Through Life: 2010 Edition (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781448644445)

The details of my life are quite inconsequential (Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery). I was born a poor black child (The Jerk). I'm too young to be old, and I'm too old to be young (Fried Green Tomatoes) and I have had plenty of 'Joe' jobs, nothing I would consider a career or anything (Wayne's World). I'm incapable of small talk (Jerry Maguire), I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds (The Last Starfighter), and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot (Army of Darkness). One time, at band camp (American Pie), I knew a kid, he had the biggest tongue in the world (Blue Velvet). This information cannot leave this room. Ok? It would devastate my reputation as a dude. (Sixteen Candles)