My Dear Flinchy (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798994281109)

A disillusioned degenerate named Harley meets the most stubborn, unenthused, and stinkiest magical white cow that ever existed in West Pillar.

Tasked with taking this cow to the southern end of a dangerous, red rock desert, Harley hopes to make a quick buck. She wants to head east to find a new home, since the west holds nothing for her but trauma caused by a slaver she never wants to think about again. Just as she gets started, she meets a plucky kid named Kade Kitt who begs for her help. She realizes he has powers that could help her navigate the dangers of this place, and decides she will use him, then lose him.

What she encounters is nothing short of fated crookery: fighting colossal scorpions, negotiating her way out of hairy situations, and surviving gunfights with bald cattle wranglers.

The only thing left for Harley to face? Her own cowardice . . . and the relentless rambling of her pesky companions.