Naked as a Jaybird at the Moon-Your-Mama Bar & Grill: A Novel of Full-Frontal Absurdity (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781735220901)

"Hilarious " "Twisted " "Brilliant " "...Reminds me of Carl Hiaasen, Hunter S. Thompson, Douglas Adams, and even the Coen and Farrelly Brothers." He's got a scar on his chin, a tattoo on his butt, and everyone is desperate to find this nudist with plenty to hide. The clock is ticking. Millions are on the line. The hunt for Jaybird is on The frantic quest begins when defrocked financial advisor Jimi Johansen and cat psychic Janis Grack are summoned to the office of blind attorney Sonny Muckle. Janis and Jimi are shocked to learn they are fraternal twins, separated at birth. Sonny is their long-lost uncle; and they all stand to inherit a fortune - but only if they complete a mission: find the twins' biological father (Jaybird), and return him to Woodstock, where they were conceived. It won't be easy. Their newly discovered half-brother - a grown man named LilBuckaroo - isn't about to let them take his inheritance. Ruthless news reporters are on the trail, too. And so is hook-handed Agent Pete Peebles, recently retired with a nearly perfect record of bringing fugitives to justice. The only one who got away? Jaybird. Can the twins find their nudist dad and make it to Woodstock in time? Or will the swarm of adversaries keep them from finding fortune - and family? Deception, misdirection, and oddball characters - including a wigged-out accomplice, a scorned chocoholic, a 103-year-old birthday boy, and a clever cat named Anthony Purrkins - fill this page-turning road trip romp with twists, turns, and mile-a-minute hilarity "NAKED AS A JAYBIRD has a plot as crazy and twisted as a ride on a Tilt-A-Whirl(TM) (but with less nausea). Three people trying to get to a 25th Woodstock reunion to claim a fortune are up against others selfishly determined to stop them. But first, the fortune seekers must find a mysterious nudist named Jaybird who disappeared twenty-five years ago. Which would seem to give their adversaries the upper hand ... if they weren't so inept. NAKED AS A JAYBIRD is hilarious, irreverent, and yet, in the end, a heartwarming tale. Bob Chenoweth is a genius "- Tony Perona, author of the Nick Bertetto mystery series and co-author of the Murder on the Bucket List series"Hilarious journey A wild, entertaining ride that reminds me of Carl Hiaasen, Hunter S. Thompson, Douglas Adams, and even the Coen and Farrelly Brothers. Enjoyed the hell out of it "- Jeff Stanger, humorist and author of The Fungo Society and other Quick Baseball Mysteries"Absurd. Ridiculous. Funny as hell. And utterly charming. Bob Chenoweth is at the top of his writing game in this irreverent, laugh-out-loud caper." - Teri Barnett, Amazon bestselling author (The Oracle Trilogy, Romance is Murder, and more)

Author: Bob Chenoweth
ISBN-10: 1735220906
ISBN-13: 9781735220901
Publisher: Naked Publishing LLC
Language: English
Published: 07/01/2020
Pages: 362
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.79lbs
Size: 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.75d