National Parks: What Happens, in the Near Future, When Congress Plans to Bail Out a Bankrupt America by Selling the National Parks to by Margenau, Rolf

National Parks: What Happens, in the Near Future, When Congress Plans to Bail Out a Bankrupt America by Selling the National Parks to (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9780988231184)

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National Parks: What Happens, in the Near Future, When Congress Plans to Bail Out a Bankrupt America by Selling the National Parks to by Margenau, Rolf

National Parks: What Happens, in the Near Future, When Congress Plans to Bail Out a Bankrupt America by Selling the National Parks to

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National Parks: What Happens, in the Near Future, When Congress Plans to Bail Out a Bankrupt America by Selling the National Parks to by Margenau, Rolf

National Parks: What Happens, in the Near Future, When Congress Plans to Bail Out a Bankrupt America by Selling the National Parks to

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In the near future, the San Andreas Fault ruptures, sending Los Angeles beneath the Pacific Ocean, famine grips the Midwest and massive gates keep the Potomac River from flooding the Capitol. Congress, through gridlock, inactivity, and disastrous economic policies, has brought the nation to the brink of bankruptcy. As a way to generate money needed to avoid default, Congress plans to sell the national parks to the highest bidders. Three strong women intend to stop them.Disguised as a semi-dystopian look at America in a few years, this is a delicious satirical send-up of the beltway culture, a paean to our national parks, and an exposition of characters, hilarious, irritating, and very human, who struggle in the Washington web. The author extends current political idiocies to their reasonable, logical, and hilarious conclusions. Along the way, he offers surprising predictions of how current and proposed inventions will affect our future lives. Some of those predictions are happening even sooner than the author expected. Many of the characters that inhabit the pages of National Parks are instantly and indelibly recognizable. Noble and base, they mirror our highest aspirations and lowest common denominators. The author mixes them all in a froth of comic conflict.The director of the national parks, Agatha Jackson, collaborates with green defense lawyer, Portia Merson, to defeat the assault on the parks. Tureen O'Porto, a beautiful lobbyist of questionable moral character, joins forces with the parks' defenders, not realizing her actions could be fatal. Opposing them is, among others, Senator Deborah Hatchett, who has her own less than honorable reasons for pursuing the sale.There are a lobbyist with a secret toe fetish, a computer genius who creates an x-rated video avatar game, a Chinese gangster looking for respectability, an industrialist intending to dam the Grand Canyon and sell high-priced water to California, corrupt legislators, and, of course, lusty heroines, birth, death, and betrayal . In other words, business as usual.Here is award-winning author David Aretha's review of National Parks-Author Rolf Margenau, a Korean War veteran who's sharper than the rest of us, delivers a fresh, scathing, hilarious, and brilliant satire of greedy corporate America and our shamefully broken Congress. Set roughly 20 years in the future, Congress considers the Parks Act, which calls for the national parks to be sold to private investors. The politically involved Crouch triplets (worse than the Koch brothers) are giddy about purchasing the Grand Canyon, as they envision damming both ends to create a water shortage and then selling their water at inflated prices. In Margenau's future America, corporations-with Congressmen and justices as their puppets-gain obscene amounts of power. In the Supreme Court's eyes, "large corporations are determined to be more equal than ordinary citizens by virtue of their size, the large number of people in their employ, [and] the status of their executives in the world community...."Margenau... is relentless in his political and social satire-not just in plot, but in the use of language. In debating the Parks Act, network news "talking heads" engage in a "tsunami of blather [that] submerge[s] rational intercourse." Lobbyists are even worse, spewing lies at an hourly rate of $1,500. At one point, Congressman Sneath talks with lobbyist Tureen O'Porto: "Sneath suspected her internal bullshit meter was approaching the red zone, but he plowed on."Margenau's sardonic wit is a big step above Saturday Night Live's and on par with Stephen Colbert and John Oliver, both of whom would benefit by having this octogenarian on staff. I can envision each of those comics pounding the table in laughter, like I did, while reading National Parks.

Author: Rolf Margenau
ISBN-10: 0988231182
ISBN-13: 9780988231184
Publisher: Frogworks.com LLC
Language: English
Published: 05/07/2016
Pages: 194
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.59lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.41d
By Rolf Margenau
By Rolf Margenau
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Bestselling author Rolf Margenau has had a varied career. He was a soldier in the Korean War, a correspondent for the Pacific Stars and Stripes, a professional photographer, an attorney specializing in international corporate law, a volunteer executive running a not-for-profit housing the homeless, a business manage, and, lately, an author and Master Gardener. As an English Major in college, he published short stories but found the pay insufficient to support a wife and one and a half children. Being an attorney paid better. Later in life, he returned to writing when he discovered that his wife had kept the 300 plus letters he wrote her from Korea. They became the basis for a novel about the Korean War published in 2011. Public Information tells the story of a hapless young soldier who comes of age in Korea in the midst of bloody combat. His story recounts in gory, ribald, poignant and accurate detail how he manages to survive his sixteen-month tour of duty. Public Information became an Amazon best seller. Pistils and Poetry, the author's second book, is a compilation of Elizabethan poems (Shakespeare, Marlowe, Donne, and numerous others) juxtaposed with the author's photographs of flowers. It is a rich and engaging poetry book, enhanced by luscious photos of flowers. In March 2013, Margenau published Master Gardener, a satirical novel that explores conflicts between the benefits of engineered crops and their potential for ecological disaster. Wylie Cypher, the hero of Public Information, now seventy-five years old, battles malevolent BIG AG, and senior citizens band together as eco-terrorists to save the monarch butterfly High Andes, published in August 2014, is a thriller involving a middle-aged Wylie Cypher and his daughter, Mercy, trying to elude numerous villains chasing them across the White Mountains of Peru. Set in 1980, the story deals with armed insurrection by Maoist guerrillas, smuggling ancient artifacts, "disappearances" of troublemakers, a five hundred year old child mummy, and the CIA. The Commode Companion is an adult humor book featuring more than 100 photographs of various creatures speaking their minds about numerous subjects. It exposes the innermost thoughts of animals, birds, bugs, butterflies, and frogs, and guarantees to cure constipation through laughter. Rolf Margenau lives in rural New Jersey with his first wife of 60 years and both wild and domestic animals. National Parks, his latest novel, arrives spring 2016.

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