No Ifs, Ands, or Butts (Hardcover) (ISBN-13: 9780807557006)

The unforgettable story of a bear, a squirrel, two rams, a pig, a pirate, an astronaut, a talking taco...and their butts.

It's tough to tell a nice, polite story when the characters won't cooperate. With wordplay on every page (and butts on most of the pages), this book will have readers roaring with laughter as its narrator desperately struggles to wrangle its unruly cast into staying on script.