Not Your Fault, You Were Born a Madridista: A Semi-Serious Guide to Accepting Your... Galactic Condition (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798263562496)

Is your friend a Madridista? Do they walk with an inexplicable swagger, believe the Champions League is their birthright, and bring up the number 15 in every single conversation?

Congratulations. You've found the perfect gift.

This isn't a book about football history. It's a hilarious, semi-serious guide to the "Galactic Condition" - the unique and often baffling psychology of the Real Madrid fan.

Inside, you'll discover:

• The definitive Madridista "ID kit": Learn how to spot them in the wild, from their polished style to their signature "I am royalty" smirk.

• The 10 phrases only a Madridista can say with pride: And what they really mean when they say them.

• A guide to their most sacred belief: The "Conspiracy Theory" that the entire world is just secretly jealous of them.

It's Not Your Fault, You Were Born a Madridista is a loving roast, a tongue-in-cheek guide, and a brilliant way to show your Madridista friend you "understand" them... or at least that you've got a great sense of humor.

So, go ahead. Buy it for them. Watch their face as they realize you've given them a book that perfectly captures their elegant arrogance. It's the one trophy they didn't see coming.