Office Preserves (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781946501103)

Some people fight for a new job.

On his first day, Toby can't wait to lose his.

Without a doubt, Preser Tech is the most bizarre office he's ever been in. The employees wear tattered clothes. Receptionists answer pretend phones, and the CEO wants everyone working for the rest of their lives.

Literally.

When Toby tries to leave and security threatens his life, he realizes he's in trouble. Sadly, only a deranged secretary with a fetish for poisoning coworkers is willing to help. Now Toby must pry her secrets while avoiding being her next victim if he's going to get home alive. What happens as the day wears on is hilariously disturbing and completely out of this world.