Once Upon a Time in Kermarch: (Can our families spend ten days together without bloodshed?) (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781918264722)

Alan and Tessa Smith always dreamt about moving to France. Alan had even spent long evenings struggling with his aging 'Teach Yourself French' cassettes. But, the time was never quite right.

When they retire it looks like the perfect opportunity to rent a house large enough to invite their three children, Mike, Jackie, and Paul, together with their families to stay for an extended family holiday. Though they are demographically similar, their children have different ideas regarding what makes for a perfect holiday. This means compromises all round.

Can Alan and Tessa find the right mix to keep everyone happy? Can the disparate groups gel? Is the small village of Kermarch ready for this Anglo-Saxon invasion?