One Man. One Squirrel. Zero Donuts.: The Totally True-ish Tale of Revenge and One Very Annoying Squirrel (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798294361716)

He just wanted a donut. Instead, he declared war.
Harold Bloom's life is simple: wake up, survive work, and celebrate every Friday with a donut. But when a devious squirrel begins hijacking his morning routine-and his pastries-it triggers an all-out battle between man and rodent.
Armed with bagels, birdseed, and a daughter who's way smarter than him, Harold must reclaim his dignity (and maybe a Boston cream).
Packed with absurd humor, heartwarming chaos, and one extremely annoying squirrel, this totally true-ish tale will have you laughing, cringing, and maybe craving a donut.
Perfect for fans of offbeat family comedies

Author: David Gregory
ISBN-13: 9798294361716
Publisher: Independently Published
Language: English
Published: 07/31/2025
Pages: 58
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.20lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.12d