Oxen and Morons: Book II of "A Wonderful Week for a Quest" (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798332521645)

Four impossible enemies. One ridiculous prophecy. And a quest powered by tacos and bad decisions.

The first musical quest was only the beginning.

After celebrating a hard-won victory a little too enthusiastically, Bellissimo wakes up with a taco hangover and a very inconvenient realization. The Uppercase prophecy is not finished with them yet. This time, it is her turn.

To complete her part of the prophecy, Bellissimo must face the Beandom's four fearsome Oxymorons: the Little Giant, the Jumbo Shrimp, the Living Dead, and the Moronic Ox. Defeating them is the only way to reach the legendary One Bean and claim the long-lost Treasure of Ages.

There is just one problem.

She has to do it with Sir Roderick.

As the quest spirals into chaos, Bellissimo must navigate deadly challenges, increasingly questionable plans, and a partner whose ego might be more dangerous than the enemies they face. Along the way, she begins to realize that the treasure may not be what matters most.

What she really wants is something far more elusive.

Sleep.

In this laugh-out-loud installment of the Wonderful Week for a Quest series, the adventure gets bigger, stranger, and even more unpredictable.

Perfect for readers who love:
- Humorous fantasy packed with absurd twists
- Epic quests that refuse to take themselves seriously
- Strong, witty heroines and over-the-top companions
- Fast-paced adventures with heart and ridiculous stakes

For fans of Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, and wildly imaginative fantasy worlds.

Four Oxymorons. One prophecy. And a hero who just wants to sleep in.