Pardon Me, My Ontology Is Showing: Realizing You're Already On The Porch (Even If Your Legal Briefs Are Showing) (Hardcover) (ISBN-13: 9798234051233)

This is not a book about how to fix your life. That would just be another set of binders and a better clipboard.

For nearly half a century, Angie Day Peters served as the lead paralegal in the ongoing case against her own soul, litigating the "Audit of Not Enough" with color-coded binders and a perfectly pressed veneer. She thought God lived in the case for the defense, waiting for a closing argument that would finally prove her worth.

Then came the "Hellish Year"-a collision of systemic family trauma, religious "ghosting," and a total biological shutdown on a gymnasium floor.

In this Revelational Memoir, Peters invites you to drop the "Legal Briefs" and fire the internal accountant. Through raw storytelling and a "Mastermind" deconstruction of the religious "Bureaucracy," she reveals a Father who never took His eyes off the child.

Inside these pages, you will discover:

• The Barabbas Paradox: Why we often choose the "Sword of Retribution" over the "River of Restoration".
• The Architecture of the Shadow: Why our bodies continue to brace for a blow that is never coming.
• The Leaking Smile: What happens when worship moves from "Adrenaline-based fear" to "Oxytocin-based rest".

The "Trial" is over. The "Lid" is off. You aren't a project to be managed; you are a child of the house taking part in a feast that never runs dry.

Stop running. The audition is over. You are finally Home.