Parenting For Beginners: Because There's No Refund Policy On Babies (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798294383053)

Parenting for Beginners is your gloriously unfiltered handbook for navigating nappies, feeds, and the existential crisis known as "nap time." No guilt-laden lectures, no judgment, and certainly no assumption that you've read every parenting blog. This is the low-effort, high-snark guide for anyone whose idea of self-care is a cold cup of tea-and a minute alone in the linen cupboard.

Inside you'll find:

• Bite-sized sanity savers for sleepless nights

• Zero bull hacks to tame the tiny dictator in your arms

• Real talk on surviving without a functioning social life

• Permission to embrace chaos (and order pizza again)

Perfect for the wide-eyed new parent, the sleep-deprived co-parent, or the "just visiting" grandparent who doesn't know how to swaddle. Gift it to baby-shower attendees, graduation hopefuls becoming accidental parents, or yourself-because you deserve a laugh as much as the next person who's ever wondered if three-day-old cereal still counts as dinner.

Buy it now, pour another cuppa, and remember: if you're not completely winging it, you're doing it wrong.