Pedoclown: Can't Catch A Break (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798616939135)

Pedoclown says inappropriate things. He carries needles that really sting. Pedoclown has a sketchy past. And scares potential customers away fast. He makes balloons in the shape of a penis. And considers himself a marketing genius. Pedoclown invested in a bouncy castle. But finding new customers is always a hassle. He silences children with chloroform. And always offers you fresh popcorn. Pedoclown finds kids by using his dog. And has bizarre internal dialogue. He always offers a variety of treats. And his puppet shows simply can't be beat. Pedoclown is always drinking like a fish. Because he's on a permanent sex offender list. He tries to convince you with a van full of cake. But Pedoclown just can't catch a break.

Author: Brad Gosse
ISBN-10: 861693913X
ISBN-13: 9798616939135
Publisher: Independently Published
Language: English
Published: 02/22/2020
Pages: 30
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.21lbs
Size: 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.08d